THIS PAGE IS A PAGE DEDICATED TO ALL THE FUNNY AND ODD SITUATIONS I FIND MYSELF IN AT THE SCHOOLS

*While at Palm Middle School during a Lunch DJ session, I smelled a really foul smell wafting around the campus.  I naturally thought it was coming from the cafeteria. (thanx Ron for telling everyone it was me who started that rumor)  Well, it turns out that some construction was going on in front of the school, and the workers opened up a fire hydrant to wash the mud off the street.  This caused too much water to go into the sewer, and it overflowed, need I say more.  Now, I find myself in trouble with the cafeteria lady for me thinking it was the Burrito Plate Special.  To my defense though, it was an honest mistake, they both smell the same!!

*At the Opening Ceremonies for the Moreno Valley Little Leaque Baseball Teams, my booth was to be right next to the Cotton Candy Booth.  Well, that was ok until the wind picked up.  And the wind was blowing in my direction.  I was picking sticky cotton candy off my jacket, hair, and the speakers.  To top it off, a big ole dog came by and started chasing me, not to bite me, but to lick the cotton candy off of me (yuck).  The owners of the dog put a leash on him and my troubles were over, I thought.  A big gust of wind blew my Canopy off it's lashing straps, and it flew across a baseball field, interrupting a game in progress.  As I  ran out into the field to get the canopy under control, I got hit by a foul ball.  What a day, I decided sky diving lessons are out of the question for me.

*In the name of Science, I conducted a test for the upcoming Science Fair at Valley MS.  My Hypothisis was (did I spell that right Amy??) Which CD's will fly the furthest.  I pulled out a CD by Switchfoot, and flung it 98 yards.  Next, I flung a CD by Ashley Simpson that I never play (nobody wants to hear her screeching anyways), it flew 106 yards.  Lastly, I flung the new Eminem CD for 114 yards.  My Conclusion: The Eminem CD flew the farthest because the guy flickin the CD (uhh, that would be me) can't stand his music, and flung it as hard as I could so it never would be found.  Well, the teachers told me that my experiment was not very Scientific, but gave me an honorary "A" because they could not argue with my logic. (first A in my life) Yay me.

Bell Mountain MS "ROCKS".  I had such a great time with all the students.  Thankyou Mrs. Rogers for extending the Dance by half an hour so we could try for the Conga Line Record.  We counted 648 students in one continuous Conga Line.  According to the "ROCKIN" ROBBIE BOOK OF RECORDS, that was the biggest one in Murrietta to date.  Great job everyone.

James Tomlin paid me a Coca-Cola to print the following: Brenda H., will you go to the Graduation Dance with me??  Kids, all bribes accepted to publish your comments. (just like E-Bay huh?)

Big Thanks to Ted Provo, Principal of Jackson MS for showing us some of his Disco moves.  Your Principal is the coolest!!!